Christmas Eve

Today Mother found out about this blog.  I'm in deep shit.  My youngest daughter was reading it online this morning and laughing out loud while repeating some of the content.  Mother is angry.  She is now trying to blackmail me into deleting it.  She threatened to take all the jewelry she bought me.  She buys expensive jewelry.  Fortunately I'm not someone who values expensive jewelry.  

It's been a very nice Christmas Eve.  We opened our presents while listening to holiday music, and Mother was yelling at Shorty because she didn't have her hearing aids on.